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Marching to the Beat of Nothing
Year: 1985 Song: “Miss Mystery” by Black ‘N Blue (Apologies for the poor video quality. It was the best I could find, which, frankly, is a disservice to the things that happen in this music film.) Have you ever thought to yourself, man, I wonder what it would have been like if David Lynch had gotten in on
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Out of the Frying Pan
Year: 1985 Song: “Into the Fire” by Dokken So apparently people are finding this tiny, dusty corner of the internet through some intrepid hair metal googling (HI, THANK YOU, WELCOME) so it’s time for me to get off my duff and get back to work. Because when the rockin’ gets tough, the tough get ROCKIN’ LIKE DOKKEN.
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The It Man
Year: 1985 Song: “Lay It Down” by Ratt Great news, everyone. Since one of 2017’s myriad side effects is just, like, clowns being everywhere, it’s almost been a kind of exposure therapy, so we get to talk about Ratt’s “Lay It Down” in honor of Halloween with minimal screaming. Woo! Aside from the horrifying clown