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The Heart Is a Lonely Frontman
Year: 1984 Song: “Round and Round,” by Ratt By 1984, we’ve moved out of the apocalypse and that involves wearing a lot more clothes, because post-apocalyptic wastelands are known for being much hotter than your average mansion, even during a stuffy dinner party. Even when it’s hosted by (Ratt’s manager’s uncle) Milton Berle, and also Milton Berle
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Looks That Kill (The Patriarchy)
Year: 1983 Song: “Looks That Kill,” by Mötley Crüe As my friend Dave suggested last time around, the whole scantily-clad-ladies-in-a-wasteland thing was big in 1983. So big, in fact, that maybe it’s worth asking what Suzanne Collins was watching on MTV in her formative years. “Looks That Kill” opens with some beautiful theatrical dance fighting as
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It Ain’t a Crime to Be Good to Yourself. Or Lick Stuff.
Year: 1983 Song: “Lick It Up,” by KISS The year was 1983. After 10 years, 50% new members, 10 albums, 4 awkward solo albums, and the even more awkward concept album, Music from “The Elder” (quotes around a thing that wasn’t even a thing, for those of you keeping score at home), KISS made the bold move to